How you act when you hear a dirty joke..

thebestlolz:

With your friends:

With your family:

With younger kids:

What you really said: I think serial killers are interesting.
What they think you said: I'm going to become a serial killer and murder all of you in the most brutal way possible and then use your heads as lamp shades and cook your livers for a nice tasty snack.

masturb88:

dekutree:

i hate when people pour my cereal

they don’t know the amount of milk i like

they don’t know how much cereal i want

they don’t know me

they don’t know my life

they don’t know what i been through

by Tyra Banks